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Another Stolen Survey... This time from Jessie. 1. What can you not resist? (not who...) Backstreet... D'OH! Um? The oportunity to be in singing groups? Auditions? Stuff like that... or hugs. Hugs are great. I need to meet more huggy people! 2. what was the highlight of your day? Finishing an english essay that I was trying to do all day yesterday! 3. what superpower do you want? Ability to move at the speed of thought. Think of where you want to be, and BOOM, you're there! 4. what's the worst thing you can possibly step on? A rusty nail, tainted with the blood of someone who has all sorts of diseases. Or a pregnancy pin... Don't ask... Just keep in mind it has somthing to do with the Confusious says proverbs... The prick one... If you don't know... you shouldn't know. K-Kangaroo or pogo stick? Can't I just ride on a jackhammer? I-Insanity or inebriated for a year? ::looks up inebriated:: drunk? I think if you were drunk for even a week you would die of dehyration, no? S-Sex on a prairie or in a rainforest (don't worry, no one will walk in on you)? Prarie... Too many spiders in the rainforests... Althought it might be kinda weird with the grasshoppers bitting your butt? S-sarong or boardshorts? sarong... Boardshorts make your butt look broader, but they also make it flatter? Still... Four things you would do if you could fly 1) Go to a hypnotist to get rid of the extreme acrophobia I have... Yes, that's me, the one trembling when she stands on the second rung of a ladder. 2) Pull one of those tricks like on the Addams family. Bounce up and down in the window of some people on an airplane. 3) Depending on how fast I can fly I might go make some trips to bu my pally's around the world. 4) Tell people who have no faith whatsoever I am a messenger from God, and make them believers. :P When was the last time you... ...wrestled with someone? who? Wrestled? Um? couple weeks ago. Manuel. Well I tried to strangle him, does that count? ...farted? Women do not snore, burp, sweat, or pass gas. Therefore they must bitch, or they will blow up. ...smelled someone else's fart? I have a brother. ...wished you had some eau de fart? Yummy.... Whaaaaaaaaaat is your name? Bobby, the studly door holding valictiorn, varsity football playing stud. Whaaaaaaaat is your quest? To seduce the would with my sexy mushrooms! Whaaaaaaaat is the air speed velocity of a laden swallow in flight? depends how much cargo it's carying... Jessie's estimation of 1.3 m/s is only correct if the swallow in carrying 2.35679 picoounces of microcargo. It can only maintain this speed for about 32 hours (31.56399389404 hours) if the winds are running parallel to the birds flight path. If not it is more than likely that the bird will be swept away on the winds due to its heavy load.
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