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Cutie: My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in. Moi: >.< Cutie: <.<;; Cutie: Alright, so it isn't the best quote in the world. <.< Moi: and it causes you quite extreme discomfort, because it gives you a burning in your ass. :P Cutie: Just like real relationships. n.n Moi: heh Moi: maybe gay ones Cutie: It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me. Moi: o.o Cutie: There are so many cheesy pick-up lines. XD Moi: "Do you beleive in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?" Cutie: Oh, I've found worse. <.< Cutie: The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. Moi: Do you like math? (answer yes) Then let's add you plus me, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply. Cutie: Hi. You'll do. Moi: 0.0!!!!!!!!! Cutie: o.o; Moi: Oh! I had a guy give me the best one ever though... Cutie: Which was that? Moi: "If only I could be your tear. Be born from your eyes, live upon your cheek, and die in your lips." Cutie: You see that guy over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. Moi: lol Moi: I'm like milk, I'll do your body good. Cutie: Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. Moi: lol... gods.. Cutie: Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us? Cutie: Were you talking to me? No? Well then, please start. Cutie: Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? Cutie: You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car. Moi: >.< Cutie: Darn girl you even look good with the lights on! Moi: Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Cutie: I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it? Moi: I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock. Cutie: Know what I like best about you baby? You haven't maced me yet. Moi: Hey baby, you be my burger king, and I'll be your dairy queen. You do it my way, and I'll treat you right. Cutie: I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection. Cutie: Do you wanna come back to my house for sex and pizza? No? You don't like pizza? Moi: You daddy must have been a baker, because you have nice buns. Cutie: Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look. Cutie: Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you? Cutie: Hee hee, I like that one. Moi: Did you just get a parking ticket? You have fine writen all over you. Moi: oh gods... lol Cutie: I love every bone in your body, especially mine. Moi: I must be in heaven, because I've seen an angel. Cutie: Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! Moi: LOL! Cutie: My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast! Moi: That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? Cutie: I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away! Moi: There must be a keg in you pants, because I want to tap that ass. Cutie: I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? Moi: If I pet you, will you follow me home? Cutie: What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off! Cutie: Alright, I've got hundreds more, so let's just quit while we're ahead. <.< Moi: Are you free tonight, or is it going to cost me?...
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